Si, un flash. Una animación de estas que tanto pasan de correo en correo, que salen en yonkis.com, en elrellano.com o en páginas similares. Fijaos en unos ejemplillos que a mi personalmente me marcaron especialmente por eso: por su música.

Amazing Horse

No sé quién me pasaría en su momento este flash. Probablemente algún intenfermo como @El_Fa o Nusuki. Chorra como él solo, y un poco NSFW (not-safe-for-work), con una canción machacona y una puesta en ¿escena? con un jinete, su caballo y una doncella obediente.

El flash en cuestión, podéis verlo aquí. Tiene hasta dominio propio xD. La canción puede comprarse (¡incluso!) en iTunes y la letra viene siendo algo así:

Look at my Horse, my horse is amazing
Give it a lick, *mmm* it tastes just like raisins
Have a stroke of it’s mane, it turns into a plane
Then it turns like a game and you tug on it’s winkie
Oooohh, that’s dirty! No your things are!
Well I better not show you where the lemonade is made
Sweet Lemonade, *Mmm* Sweet lemonade
Sweet Lemonade, Yeah sweet lemonade

Get on my horse, I take you around the universe and all the other places too
I think you find that the universe pretty much gathers everything
Shut up woman, get on my horse!

No sé si el flash se originó a partir de este vídeo de YouTUBE (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9nleVmEfVK8) o fue al revés. De cualquier manera, la canción es pegadiza y absurda. Y mola.

Everyone has had more sex than me

Esta canción de TISM (wiki) tiene como videoclip OFICIAL (*creo*) una animación flash de lo más ocurrente. Se trata de un triste conejito que le canta a su tristeza porque todo el mundo ha tenido más sexo que él.

El vídeo podéis verlo tanto en flash como en YouTUBE. La canción también está en iTunes, y la letra es:

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Everyone else has had more sex than me
Does anyone else get that feeling?
Teenagers, naked, couples in threes;
Grandparents swing from the ceiling;

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh

Corporate capers and office amour;
Shenanigans outdoor and in
Resist, and then later you find out there’s more
Regret in not doing the sin.

All loves have to die – of that there’s no help;
My favourite way to end em’
Is the orb-weaver spider’s, whose pedipalp
Enters the female pudendum,

Then dies on the spot, his corpse there still stuck,
Left for his rivals to curse it.
He would rather die than not get to fuck:
Personally, I reckon it’s worth it

Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
ohhh ohhh
Everyone else has had more sex than me
ohhh ohhh
Does everybody else get that feeling?
Whoa ohhhh ohhh ohh

Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone

Does Everyone
Does Everybody else
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone
Does Everyone

Does Everyone think?

Lo que os decía, una risa. Dadle una oportunidad, sobre todo al flash. Es graciosísimo.

Ekkosangen (Day oh!)

Este flash, hecho por Cerberus (famoso/a artista furry) está lleno de animalitos monos reventando al ritmo de una canción graciosa y machacona (y con efectos chorras):

La canción es “Day oh” de Cartoons, y la letra no podía ser más chorra tampoco:

Everybody in the house
Lets do the echo song
It goes like this

One, two, three, four

Day oh ay oh
Come on, let’s go
Ah ah ah ah
Ooba dooba dooba doo

We were walking in the mountains one day
Singing, “Day oh, ay oh”
A bunch of guys was coming my way

“Hello-ee hello-e-oh”

We went off to Our Chalet,
Singing, “Day oh, ay oh”
If you can dance, we’ll let you stay
“Hello-ee hello-e-oh”

Day oh ay oh
Come on, let’s go
Ah ah ah ah
Ooba dooba dooba doo

Hey!

Ayo-lo-ee, Ayo-lo-ee, Ayo-lo-eeeweee

Hey!

Come, we can dance the night away
Singing, “Day oh, ay oh”
Come back tomorrow night and do it again
“Hello-ee hello-e-oh”

Sing along!

Day oh ay oh
Come on, let’s go
Ah ah ah ah
Ooba dooba dooba doo

Day oh ay oh
Come on, let’s go
Choo choo choo choo
Ooba dooba dooba doo

Hey!

Hey!

Ayo-lo-ee, Ayo-lo-ee, Ayo-lo-eeeweee
Ayo-lo-ee, Ayo-lo-ee, Ayo-lo-eeeweee

Day oh ay oh
Come on, let’s go
Ah ah ah ah
Ooba dooba dooba doo

Everybody sing!

Day oh ay oh
Come on, let’s go
Ah ah ah ah
Ooba dooba dooba doo

Day oh ay oh
Come on, let’s go
Choo choo choo choo
Ooba dooba dooba doo

Y cómo no… Always, de Erasure

Si hay un flash que últimamente ha hecho estragos en el ciberespacio ha sido el del Robot Unicorn Attack. Lo tenéis en facebook, en su página original y en algunas otrsa más. Además, lo podéis descargar desde iTunes para iPhone e iPod. No hay flash más GAYER con canción más GAYER y tan adictivo como este.

La canción, como os digo, es “Always” de Erasure. Tiene más años que el sol. También está en iTunes, el vídeo (podéis pasar miedo) en YouTUBE y la letra es:

Open your eyes I see
Your eyes are open
Wear no disguise for me
Come into the open

When it’s cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame

Always
I wanna be with you
And make believe with you
And live in harmony harmony oh love

Melting the ice for me
Jump into the ocean
Hold back the tide I see
Your love in motion

When it’s cold outside
Am I here in vain?
Hold on to the night
There will be no shame